My b2evolution Version: 2.x

A web browser for Ubuntu (explained)? Ok so in the last question i didn't explained myself so good. I am using ubuntu and i have a username and pass. The thing is that i don't have a permission for install. So what i need is an .exe type of portable browser so i can extract it to my USB and use it. (I don't like the one i am using now)
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