You could try adding the following just after if( !defined( line :

skin_init('posts');

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that just seems to redirect to blog..

I dont want no header, sidebar, no skin , no nothing... just the posts stripped off of everything

Oh yeah, keep forgetting about those dumb seo settings.

$Blog->set_setting( 'canonical_item_urls', false );
$Blog->set_setting( 'relcanonical_item_urls', false );
skin_init('posts');

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still same... -_-

shouldnt be so fuckin hard to get posts to display